1.
Harry Potter and that’s it that’s the book
runwithskizzers
2.
Voldemort really blew a 7-0 Horcrux lead.. get that bum outta here man
Thereemzstyle
3.
Me: Do you have the Harry Potter audiobook?
DJ: no
ArfMeasures
4.
Dobby is a free elf, Dobby is eternally grateful to Harry Potter
nkvp
5.
HARRY POTTER: hmm what grown up job do i want
[incredible at teaching his peers to do patronus spells, natural leader, "hogwarts is my home"]
READER: obviously defense against the dark arts professo—
HARRY: wizard cop
DanaSchwartzzz
6.
Ah yes, the four Hogwarts houses
CeceEwing_
7.
when you get kicked out of hogwarts and have to sell wands on the black market
JordanUhl
8.
Remember how in Harry Potter, Mrs. Weasley had that clock that showed where her family was, & it stopped working once Voldemort came back because now all the hands always just pointed to MORTAL PERIL? That’s what I think about whenever anyone asks anyone “How are you?” these days
secondhusk
9.
Voldemort: I’m here to kill Harry Pott- [struggling to open baby gate]
James Potter: push down and then pull back
Voldemort: I am [still struggling]
Lily Potter: jiggle it he needs to jiggle it
Voldemort: I AM JIGGLING IT; You know what forget it I’ll come back when he’s 10
NewDadNotes
10.
Harry was really gonna let ron get all the way to hogwarts and not tell him he’s got dirt on his nose cause hes a fake a*s fu*kin friend hermione’s the only real one in this whole sh*t
MattBellassai
11.
Can u believe that those two 12 years old bit*hes also known as ron & harry could have waited for adults to send them to hogwarts but instead drove a flying car over half united kingdom & its invisibility fuction didnt even work & 12 muggles saw them bitch i’d done that too
grangershug
12.
Okay. Hagrid was expelled from Hogwarts in his THIRD YEAR. In 3 YEARS THIS “SCHOOL” DID NOT TEACH HIM HOW TO SPELL THE WORD “HAPPY” OR “BIRTHDAY”? WTF Uncle dursley was right hogwarts is a garbage education
DanaSchwartzzz
13.
So in harry potter we learn that dumbledore has a birthmark that perfectly mimics the map of the london underground on his left knee yet him being gay was “not a relevant enough to the plot to mention” ok jkr
tcssagraey
14.
Voldemort was really beefing with a kid.
PersnicketyK
15.
Darth Vader: I killed three whole planets.
Thanos: I killed half the universe.
Voldemort: I uhh…almost killed this one kid like 7 times.
Everyone:
Voldemort: *shakes head sadly* stupid mother’s love.
andlikelaura
16.
Ron after a year of trying to figure out how hermione is taking so many classes while she gaslights him
neonacropolis
17.
grangershug
18.
Antoni and karamo look like hogwarts professors who volunteered to chaperone the yule ball just for an opportunity to get dressed up
alchemyfawn
19.
grangershug
20.
8-year-old: Never do forbidden curses.
Me: That’s right.
8: Unless you won’t get caught.
I’m raising a Slytherin.
XplodingUnicorn
21.
hogwarts sorting tests be like
what do you like to do in your free time?
a) evil stuff
b) read books
c) fight evil with the power of friendship
d) orange
harleivy
22.
grangershug
23.
ME: If you had the Sorting Hat on, which Hogwarts House do you think you’d be assigned to
DATE: Idk, none of that is real
ME: I bet I’d be in Hufflepuff
DATE: Okay
ME:
DATE:
ME;
DATE:
ME: Do you think Snape’s clothes were soft
DATE: I gotta go
Home_Halfway
24.
DUMBLEDORE: Hey this 11 year old is now responsible for saving us from Magic Hitler.
EVERYONE ELSE: Okay.
AndrewNadeau0
25.
Dumbledore throughout the entire harry potter series
TRIWlZRDS