1.
What if Mary Bezza drops a revenge song like look what you made me do and was just sitting on the throne of snakes making innuendos and drinking gin
suchahuckleberry

2.
Bake off judges: I wonder who this technical belongs to
Baker:

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3.
Paul: there should be a thin layer of chocolate on top of the millionaire shortbread. I don’t want to see too much chocolate
The rest of the nation: this man has no idea what he is talking about
verylostpenguin

4.
“See what happens innit.”
-Liam gbbo 2017
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5.
Stupid Paul devaluing the handshake economy
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6.
“I can’t wait to just relax and watch bake off tonight” I say every week, always forgetting how it’s actually the most stressful thing in my entire life
idontwanttosavetheworld

7.
*David Attenborough voice*: behold a wild Paul Hollywood stalking Liam like the pink grim reaper
politicalprocrastinator

8.
“Peter, in the signature challenge, your cake wasn’t coco-not up to scratch; and in the showstopper, you weren’t using your loaf. I’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.”
whyliveonyourknees

9.
MY FAVOURITE PART OF BAKE OFF
Paul: If they follow the recipe, they’ll be perfect
Baker, reading from the recipe: Step 1. Make it. It doesn’t tell me how.
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10.
1999: I bet we’ll have cured all diseases in the future
Now:

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