2016: Trump won’t win.
2017: President Trump can’t do that, can he?
2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins. @ericsmithrocks

Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2 @RelatableQuote

3. They should end one of those Divergent trailers with the Hunger Games whistle just to see if anyone notices. @ChaseMit

4. I do respect the difficult choice Katniss had to make between good sex (gale) and bread (peeta) @1followernodad

Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I’m good. @antijokeapple

6. JOB REQUIREMENTS: Must have a college degree. Must have 5 years experience. Must have volunteered as tribute and won the 74th Hunger Games. @jwoodham

7. evreyone talks about noahs ark but nobodey talks abot noahs hunger games which determined the two strongest animals of each species @jonnysun

[watching hunger games with date]
me: *sees on-screen kiss* haha more like the THIRST games
date: yes you’ve said that nine times @DanMentos

9. *everyone in Panera Bread does the Hunger Games whistle as I get escorted out for filling my water cup with soda* @matt___nelson

Rejected Hunger Games characters:
Yolowen Masonjar
Chartreuse Coucher
Flaps Wariostein
Kissfromarose Amtrak @philyuck

11. A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games @KevinFarzad

[the part in the hunger games when everyone works on skills for the arena]
ME: *making the shit out of a pizza*
[judges whisper approvingly] @bobvulfov

13. When I read “Taylor Swift takes on Apple” I was hoping it was her versus Gwyneth Paltrow’s kid in some kind of Hunger Games. @OhNoSheTwitnt

[pitching an idea for a kids gameshow]
it’s exactly like the hunger games but without weapons “and killing, right?” now hear me out, fellas @murrman5

15. That devastating moment when you realize Peeta and Katniss’ celebrity couple name is “Peeniss.” @AshiLabouisse

16. Most unbelievable part of the Hunger Games is the idea that the american people would be satisfied w/ a tie in their biggest sporting event. @bromanconsul

17. A Hunger Games themed ice cream store called “May The Odds Be Ever In Your Flavor.” Do I have to think of everything? @capricecrane

Peeta Melark search history:
Katniss nudes
Fake leg
Baker/Ceramic job
How to draft evade next hunger games
Escape Friendzone @SatansTongue