#1
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN’T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
joeyellis / Via twitter.com

#2

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#3
Using Microsoft Word
*Moves an image 1mm to the left*
All text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. In the distance, sirens.
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#4
The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card.
Jarcelofit / Via twitter.com

#5
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
TheWeirdWorld / Via twitter.com

#6
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this
TraeGilley / Via twitter.com

#7
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising
cocomkan / Via twitter.com

#8
*Accidentally thinks about something awkward I did three years ago*
Me: no no no nononononononononono
AvaAvaAllan / Via twitter.com

#9

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#10

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#11

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#12

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#13
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they’re planning on sh*tting themselves twice for every day they’re gone?
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#14

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#15
USPS tracking
step 1. We’re not sure it exists yet
step 2. it’s arrived
girlreligionco / Via twitter.com

#16
Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? like you already know that someone is about to piss u the hell off
carlyeastcoast / Via twitter.com

#17
If I wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set for 8:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes
fatherrayo / Via twitter.com

#18

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#19
If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath
Doughbvy / Via twitter.com

#20
You ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of ur organs and u think ah fu*k its finally happening
badboycammyt / Via twitter.com

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