WebMD is an American corporation known primarily as an online publisher of news and information pertaining to human health and well-being.
1. Shoutout to WebMD for striking fear in all our hearts
me: hi
— ㅤ (@prayingfodick) April 7, 2017
webmd: u will die
2. Because checking WebMD can sometimes make you want to start writing your will
6 minutes after checking Web MD. pic.twitter.com/vLv3C2Q9qm
— Rob White. (@SincerelyRW) March 18, 2017
3. It’s like having that one friend that always jumps to the worst possible conclusions
When you cough twice and have a sore throat so you check webMD and it says you're adopted pic.twitter.com/aMdHE9S8Pm
— E (@thedezinatorman) May 18, 2017
4. According to its symptom checker you have everything under the sun
Me: *googles symptoms*
— the sonia (@thebabysnake) May 17, 2017
WebMD: you got cancer, endometriosis, celiac disease, appendicitis, PID, IBS, ulcers, hernia, Crohn's disease pic.twitter.com/iqjeMoVuHH
5. I don’t want to lose a body part because WebMD says it’s gotta go.
Ever checked WebMD when you had a cut on your finger and it tells you to go to the hospital and get it amputated
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ (@moreoftrip) May 15, 2017
6. And I damn sure ain’t ready to die!!!
* Checks symptoms on WebMD pic.twitter.com/9zWRCx9CfW
— Cecilia (@Sairacac) May 15, 2017
7. Sometimes it’s SO outlandish you can’t allow yourself to take it too seriously
Me: I have a cough
— Ciara Jibri (@CiaraJibri) May 18, 2017
WebMD: cancer
Me: but
WebMD: it's a boy
8. So you might have a little fun with it
I put my symptoms into webMD and it said I'm faded as fuck
— Trap Grampa (@trapgrampa) May 17, 2017
9. Too much fun
i can't stop sneezing pls help, i checked on webMD and it said that i'm 53 months pregnant… my parents r going to be so pissed
— CLAU (@yungclau) May 20, 2017
10. Until it’s not so fun…
*Sneezes*
— aka Hemans (@AlmightyHemans) February 15, 2017
*Checks WebMD*
"With the symptoms you are showing you have anywhere between 3-4 weeks before death" pic.twitter.com/BpPeozDUxS
11. …and shit gets real
*checks webMD for a runny nose* pic.twitter.com/ThO7XcUCO6
— Kaelee Lewis (@kaeleeray) December 7, 2016
12. But then it gets UNREAL again
Checks WebMd
— Danny Rozell (@Danny_Rozell) November 24, 2016
•Turns out I've been dead for 37 years
13. So then you tell yourself to stay away from WebMD
I need to stop self diagnosing myself whenever I feel sick via webmd because apparently I have lymphoma
— Patrick Cools(@PatrickMatrick) May 1, 2017
14. Because it can be petty AF
Me: I'll just look up my symptoms online, it's probably nothing serious.
— Kourtney (@kourtneyanneh) May 15, 2017
WebMD: It'S ProbBALY NotHING SeRiOUs pic.twitter.com/gzAHIQnVOu