Someone told me that they don’t have the 4th of July in other countries. Seems kinda stupid to skip from the 3rd to the 5th, but whatever.
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[keanu reeves and owen wilson watching a fireworks show]
“oh wow”
“oh wow”
“oh wow”
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The 4th of July is a very special holiday where we pay tribute to the greatness of America by scaring the sh*t out of our dogs for 12 hours
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Dad, why do we celebrate 4th of July?
Well son, it celebrates our defeating the aliens that blew up the White House after Will Smith attac
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If your Mom never forced you to wear a crappy flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really even American?
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Happy 4th of July weekend!
Remember if you’ve been drinking and are going to be using fireworks – make sure someone is getting it on video.
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Don’t forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend.
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It’s 4th of July again which means i’ll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon
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Spread patriotic spirit by telling the barista your name is “USA” and hiding. When they say your name, watch as Starbucks begins chanting
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What if dogs hate fireworks bc they’re afraid of symbolic displays of imperialism
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So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we’re all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?
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I won’t let my kids turn on the stove, but swinging a flaming hot fire-stick sparkler over their head on the Fourth of July, that’s fine.
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