#1

Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??

— kelly (@kelkatcox) December 15, 2018

#2

Anyone else’s dad just be watching videos with the volume all the way up, with no regards for anyone

— Elias (@Ec3_beisbol) November 8, 2018

#3

Me:

My dad:

Me:

My dad: you're gonna want to get to the airport at least 2 hours early

— Benjamin A. Vorwerk (@bvorwerk) August 12, 2019

#4

LUVsicHEXALOGY / Via twitter.com

#5

Harlz_ / Via twitter.com

#6

no one:

my dad: why don’t you hang out with that friend from kindergarten anymore

— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) May 27, 2019

#7

Dads: *brag about waking up early*
Also dad 5 mins after sittin on the couch pic.twitter.com/RoHPQaZlin

— KI_o_NG_os (@AntohLibra) March 5, 2019

#8

Me: Walks downstairs and turns down the thermostat in my own damn house.

My Dad: *200 miles away* pic.twitter.com/8PNPFZie93

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) June 16, 2019

#9

WHY DO DADS SNEEZE SO LOUD WHAT R U GOING TO GAIN FROM IT

— farha (@shutyourhell) June 22, 2018

#10

A dad’s favorite part of vacation is acting like he’s better than everyone else because he woke up the earliest.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 30, 2018

#11

Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.

— Brooke March (@Brooke_L_March) November 28, 2018

#12

*me, typing the address into Google maps*

my dad:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

dad: need some directions?

— ~ (@bmhubbard8) November 17, 2018

#13

Love it on Christmas day when a label on a present says "from mum and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside

— Joe Iwanciw (@iwanciw) December 22, 2015

#14

no one:
a dad: I'm just resting my eyes

— No Dana only Zuul (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 23, 2019

#15

my dad whenever i bring up a friend i’ve had for years pic.twitter.com/ShGNnHseBl

— Demetrius (@DemetriusHarmon) September 20, 2019

#16

no one:

dad at a restaurant looking at the check: what’s the damage

— lil arab (@sweatyhairy) May 1, 2019

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