1. The entitlement is TOO much.
“Millennials are so entitled!” Aye well I don’t see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
@LiamDrydenEtc

2. They’re also greedy.
Millennials Can’t Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys
@ggooooddddoogg

3. I mean, they’re destroyers.
I’m tired of the Millennials having all the fun. I’M GEN X, AND I DESTROYED FULL SERVICE GAS AND ROTARY DIAL PHONES!!!
@C_M_Young

4. They’re poisonous.
Headlines I’m looking forward to:
ARE MILLENNIALS TO BLAME FOR WWII?
HOW MILLENNIALS SCREWED OVER THE BABY BOOMERS
MILLENNIALS: HUMAN POISON
@SamGrittner

5. They never want to put in the real work.
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
@i_zzzzzz

6. They’re obsessed with praise.
As a millennial, most people assume I am desperate for praise, but the secret is: I would be totally fine with money.
@hipstermermaid

7. They don’t appreciate the way things SHOULD be done.
The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors.
@BoobsRadley

8. They’re too independent.
Being home from college is weird like don’t yell at me for being out this late you didn’t even know where I was for 10 months straight
@zoeyoneohone

9. They care about the wrong things.
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
@David_Harrmon

10. They don’t do things like they’re supposed to.
** Millennials Are Killing Senior Communities **
Today’s young adults don’t move into senior residences like their grandparents do
@ReticentTurnip

11. They kill everything.
MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING APPLEBEES
MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING DIAMONDS
AND NEXT WE COME FOR GOD
@SICKOFWOLVES

12. They’re not responsible.

@noobmaster117

13. There’s no respect.
These millennials and their fidget spinners am I right? Back in my day all we had to fidget with was hard work and respect for our elders!
@CrayTreyVids

14. And change too often.

@bbymort

15. They can’t take a good old fashioned joke.
“This generation can’t take a joke”
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don’t like racist jokes
@ahoybailey

16. Even the experts have no clue what their problem is!
You wanna know what’s up with the youth of today? You go to millennial expert Morley Winograd

@kbiegel

17. They don’t understand the value of a dollar.
“kids these days have it too easy” said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
@sophxthompson

18. But at the end of the day they still get blamed for everything.
If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”
@InternetHippo