1. It’s not your home; it’s their home. They’re just letting you squat there.
WolfAkela
2. Fu*k your apple pie.
TatumStrangely01
3. I’ve altered your signal. Pray I don’t alter it any further
WavyGlass
4. The missing cat
TheNMP
5. Pretzels with extra hair
TheNutsCracker
6. Sometimes they like to be held, but — and this next part is very important — usually they don’t.
lalalanny
7. Oh you’re playing? Well… I’m tired, let me just… Purrfect.
OutOfAbyss
8. Saw this online and thought these cats fit right in here…
FabioInMyBed
9. Oh, were you not finished with this Pizza yet?
Enter_Text_Here
10. Any attempts to contain or control a cat will be met with failure.
jenny_stevens
11. If you’re not careful, they will find your greatest weakness and exploit it.
GavinFree
12. Dude, chill! It wasn’t me, i swear!
AnimalsBeingJerks
13. My cat steals my slipper anytime speakerphone is on.
UrbanFarmHouse
14. Welp, there goes the dog’s food…
Olofstrom
15. Cat destroys paper towels daily
nevergreene
16. Fancy cat beds? Keep ‘em!
leetabix
17. Good morning! Breakfast now?
Boxedwinetime
18. Remember, it’s always been this way.
SmithsonianMag