1. Justin Bieber’s chicken wish.

2. Kim Kardashians’ cucumber revelation.

3. Kris Jenner teaching us about sharts.

4. Donald Trump’s feelings about Robsten.

5. Rupert Murdoch’s I don’t even know.

6. Guy Fieri’s greeting.

7. Alec Baldwin’s battle with a barista.

8. Justin Bieber’s confession.

9. Oprah telling it like it is.

10. Macklemore’s feelings about 911.

11. Literally Drake’s worst lyric ever.

12. Martha Stewart’s feelings about oil.

13. Ludacris’ concern for his partner.

14. Kevin Durant’s thesis.

15. Kylie Jenner’s explanation of YOLO.

16. Britney Spears’ thoughts on climate change.

17. Sean Diddy Combs’ check in.

18. Kim’s dark past.

19. Debra Messing’s girl crush.

20. Oprah laying down some wisdom.

21. Ashanti’s flatulence question.

22. Martha Stewart’s feelings about letters.

23. Jessica Simpson talking about balls.

24. Cher’s realest Tweet yet.

25. Cher’s pleasant greeting to herself.

26. Martha Stewart’s feelings about mashing your keyboard.

27. Snooki getting real.

28. Kris Jenner’s important life update.

29. Tyra Banks’ freein’ the bobbies.

30. Martha Stewart plus a cow:

31. Lil Jon’s poop attack.

32. Harry Style’s painful dick.