1. Justin Bieber’s chicken wish.
If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) November 19, 2009
2. Kim Kardashians’ cucumber revelation.
Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 22, 2010
3. Kris Jenner teaching us about sharts.
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) May 10, 2012
4. Donald Trump’s feelings about Robsten.
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012
5. Rupert Murdoch’s I don’t even know.
Po
— Rupert Murdoch (@rupertmurdoch) January 27, 2015
6. Guy Fieri’s greeting.
Hey
— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) April 23, 2009
7. Alec Baldwin’s battle with a barista.
Starbucks on 93 and B'way. Uptight Queen barrista named JAY has an attitude problem.
— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) September 7, 2011
8. Justin Bieber’s confession.
i love arm
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 1, 2012
9. Oprah telling it like it is.
@tpa@y#m##@nyhn
— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) March 23, 2014
10. Macklemore’s feelings about 911.
911…bush knocked down the towers
— Macklemore (@macklemore) September 18, 2009
11. Literally Drake’s worst lyric ever.
"If amazing was a young bitch I'd be going to jail…cause I'm fucking amazing" – Me
— Drizzy (@Drake) May 30, 2009
12. Martha Stewart’s feelings about oil.
OiI
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) April 22, 2013
13. Ludacris’ concern for his partner.
Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?
— Ludacris (@Ludacris) August 19, 2009
14. Kevin Durant’s thesis.
I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) July 31, 2010
15. Kylie Jenner’s explanation of YOLO.
[Y]ou [O]nly [L]ive [O]nce
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) December 27, 2011
16. Britney Spears’ thoughts on climate change.
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 10, 2011
17. Sean Diddy Combs’ check in.
For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome
— Sean Diddy Combs (@diddy) February 27, 2009
18. Kim’s dark past.
I'm a slave for you… @KrisHumphries
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 21, 2011
19. Debra Messing’s girl crush.
Rita Oro is hot
— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) August 25, 2014
20. Oprah laying down some wisdom.
He
— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) April 20, 2014
21. Ashanti’s flatulence question.
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
— ASHANTI (@ashanti) October 2, 2010
22. Martha Stewart’s feelings about letters.
r
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) April 25, 2010
23. Jessica Simpson talking about balls.
Dear elderly man at the gym:its hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts
— Jessica Simpson (@JessicaSimpson) January 14, 2010
24. Cher’s realest Tweet yet.
Whats going on with mycareer
— Cher (@cher) August 18, 2012
25. Cher’s pleasant greeting to herself.
@cher hi
— Cher (@cher) September 13, 2013
26. Martha Stewart’s feelings about mashing your keyboard.
################@##@#p####
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 2, 2013
27. Snooki getting real.
idk wtf im doing..
— Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) April 3, 2009
28. Kris Jenner’s important life update.
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) September 6, 2012
29. Tyra Banks’ freein’ the bobbies.
…and that moment you release your bobbies from bra jail!
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) February 26, 2014
30. Martha Stewart plus a cow:
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 5, 2014
31. Lil Jon’s poop attack.
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
— LILJON (@LilJon) September 28, 2010
32. Harry Style’s painful dick.
Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee…A mistake has been made.
— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) October 8, 2011