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summer: wait its midnight alredy?? the sun hasn’t even set yet!! lol
winter: HOW. HOW IS IT NOT EVEN 8PM. THE SUN SET LIKE 5 DAYS AGO
@jonnysun
2.
How different species deal with Winter:
Birds – fly south
Bears – hibernate
Humans – complain
@InternetHippo
3.
winter transit tips:
- bring a coffee
- dress warm
- listen to soothing music
- stay home
- don’t go
- it’s going to suck, don’t go
@renbostelaar
4.
Me: Do you know why it snows during the winter?
4-year-old: Because Elsa gets mad.
@XplodingUnicorn
5.
Yelling “WE CAN ALL SEE YOU ASSHOLE!” to someone wearing camouflage winter clothing in the snow is extremely satisfying.
@kellyoxford
6.
You know it’s winter when you look at the toilet seat with disdain knowing “it’s going to be cold to sit on you”.
@Ivimey
7.
Silver lining: winter coat season is also ‘no need to put on a bra to run errands’ season.
@rushbomb
8.
What are you looking for?
- Friendship
- Casual dating
- Relationship
- Warmth to help survive the winter
@NickBossRoss
9.
winter’s fun cuz it’s like “hey everyone welcome to Depression Town I am the mayor and i live here all of the time always. by myself. hello”
@TheDreamGhoul
10.
Me in the summer: *cute dress* *cute hair* * cute makeup* *so cute*
Me in the winter: *a sobbing pile of sweaters*
@anne_theriault
11.
[after months of bitter winter cold]
Nice, it’s finally warm!
[next day]
It’s too hot
@InternetHippo
12.
Snow gently falling.
December: winter wonderland
March: Fuck off already!
@CraigFayComedy
13.
[me in winter] I’ll work out when it’s warmer
[me in beautiful spring] I’ll work out when… you know. When I feel like it.
@DanaSchwartzzz
14.
Fox: Winter is here. We need a plan to survive.
Bear: I have a great idea! We just sleep until spring.
Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?
@stevevsninjas
15.
Stay fit this winter; keep the Doritos in your kitchen instead of next to your bed so you have to walk a little to get them.
@PaperWash
16.
I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.
@laurenduca
17.
Winter wonderlands: Great for walking in, bullshit for driving through.
@joshgondelman
18.
“What have you been doing over winter break?”
Me:
@itsrealchris
19.
“Squirrels have to rely on getting fat to survive the winter,” I say eating a donut sandwich.
@KalvinMacleod
20.
Bears just sleep throughout the entire winter and I can’t think of anything more logical in the entire universe.
@Home_Halfway
21.
Make sure you get your flu shot to protect yourself this winter from Taylor Swift’s sick beat.
@sammontgomery
22.
look for winter 2017 is “large sleeping bag come partially to life”
@monicaheisey