1. He sat and watched me eat Chinese take-out for half an hour. Then this happened..

Lincie

2. Definitely the scariest fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten

endrex

3. Didn’t expect my fortune cookie to be so insightful.

spcbackacker

4. Best fortune I ever got in a fortune cookie.

Lerxtt

5. My wife and I received matching fortunes at dinner this evening.

Mal_Fet

6. My coworker just came back from sick leave; he had a heart attack. To celebrate we went for Chinese. These were in his fortune cookie.

charns

7. My ironic fortune cookie.

willdonnell

8. Fortune Cookie

jedduff

9. Take that big step

boredpanda

10. My wife’s and my fortune cookies. Hers is on top.

Thrupp08

11. Just when I thought I got a good fortune cookie.

Vladamar

12. Don’t expect much from a cookie

boredpanda

13. Well fuck you too fortune cookie

WhiteY515

14. My wife and I also got some fortune cookies.

Rickshaw-Racer

15. I think this wins the ‘worst Fortune Cookie of all time’ award

dim3tapp

16. Faster than the bear

boredpanda

17. When a fortune cookie finally speaks up

tracytracetrace

18. This was in my fortune cookie last night… Should I call somebody or?…

BoxyButler

19. Two fortunes in one cookie – aaaaand I’m offended.

streamstroller

20. I think my fortune cookie just threatened me

gambithero