1. This headline asking for volunteers
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2. RUDE
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3. Is that all it costs to raise a kid these days?
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4. What is up with the use of the phrase “beating off” in the news??
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5. Someone should have thought about this a little longer.
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6. Its an ad for bowling…
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7. Wishes do come true!
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8. I’m surprised it’s not peanut butter flavored
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9. God dammit, they never have them in stock!
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10. I guess the ugly children are safe. Good. That’s good.
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11. Do they have the hoods there? and the torches?
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12. I don’t even know what they meant…
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13. Never give up
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14. Today is people who serve hot breakfast day!
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15. The school approves of my habit
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16. Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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17. McDonald-chan
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18. This misuse of a comma
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19. Don’t be happy
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20. *Construction
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21. Pleasure island
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22. Ran a half-marathon in my hometown today. …Phrasing?
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23. Brace yourself
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24. Uh, I’ll stick with bubble gum..
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25. Phrasing, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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26. This all-night-long deep penetrator
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27. What a nice senior center!
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28. This Facebook caption
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