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So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said “I have a boyfriend” ok lettuce head
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My bop it: bop it
Me: *bops it*
Bop it: oh yeah, twist it
Me: uhh weird *twists it*
Bop it: pull it
Me: *pulls it*
Bop it: HARDER
Me: ….. wtf
Bop it: fu*k me
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jake gyllenhaal reminds me of a sim and maybe that’s why i find him so comforting.. i can just picture him saying “dag dag” and laughing at a wall
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Me: *choking on a piece of bread*
Paramedics: let’s get this bread
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Pizza rolls are just Italian gushers
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what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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