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- Fred, Velma, Shaggy… Can you name one of the ‘Big 5′ African animals?
- Rhino
- We know you do, Scooby, but it’s not your team’s turn
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Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don’t recognize it.
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Remember when you were little and you’d fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn’t get back up? That’s how adult life feels
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Thought I’d lost the dog there turns out av accidentally put the recliner down on him and he’s been lying inside the couch for an hour no giving a fu*k
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This is truly one of the worst pieces of home decor I’ve ever seen.
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Flight Attendant: Help! Is there a doctor on board???
Weird Aunt: *holding bottle of lavender essential oils* I have something even better
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Went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter
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every white boy in a teen film when someone compliments them: *scoffs* yeah well tell that to my dad….
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Do regular dogs see police dogs and say oh sh*t it’s the cops
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God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado
Angel: Why?
God: Because … ⁰[God pulls off mask and is actually Devil in disguise]
Angel: No! Not again!
Devil: Peace out, motherfu*ker.
[Devil runs out. God enters]
God: So sorry, I thought we said Conference Room 4
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How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck
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How did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he’s a doll
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Sick of recipes calling for a miserly one shallot. give me a recipe that asks for a whole bunch!! what do you want me to do snack on shallots
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[at a dive bar]
Friend: Look, I know you’re disappointed, but we should at least have one drink.
Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I’d like to leave, please.
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When the moon hits your knees
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
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