1.
My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017
2.
Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. pic.twitter.com/u7B1gMEAaL
— Maud Bernabé (@MaudBernab) August 12, 2017
3.
When that new house on the block got a fat ass basement pic.twitter.com/nF4vhq9r8n
— Wholesome SZN (@FaceAhhAquarius) August 17, 2017
4.
much like the moon, I also like to stand in front of my hotter friends and dramatically become the center of attention
— aaron (@aaronmedwards) August 21, 2017
5.
when i'm done using the bathroom at work but remember i could stay a little longer and use my phone pic.twitter.com/dgthpZE9Op
— fat bully (@ricardojkay) August 26, 2017
6.
when I need my space but I also want attention pic.twitter.com/kQgCqSdLgv
— hot oovoo javer (@zoexrain) August 3, 2017
7.
**When I'm bathing and a song i don't like starts playing.
— Franz!!! (@Captain_risch) August 11, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/psOpiVrJhX
8.
if I tell you I'm 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem
— Sarah (@HeySar4h) August 16, 2017
9.
Why this monkey look like every girl I know studying abroad pic.twitter.com/RA7MqMSMfD
— Tori Harkin (@tori_harkin) August 5, 2017
10.
genie: please no
— Tami Cru (@TamiCru) August 29, 2017
millipede: more legs
11.
me on my resume: im friendly, outgoing, and have a bright, bubbly personality!
— k (@avacadogirI) August 15, 2017
me at the interview: pic.twitter.com/0410XTWcOL
12.
WHO DID THIS pic.twitter.com/gQtwEEtbdL
— Hannah Hamblin (@hannahberry17) August 27, 2017
13.
this hummingbird is me pic.twitter.com/RnWyNMh8MS
—(@mollyblob) August 12, 2017
14.
hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) August 4, 2017
15.
1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars
— Filipe (@filipway) August 20, 2017
2017: pic.twitter.com/n2eyPbjLE2
16.
Me when I first joined twitter vs. me now pic.twitter.com/gnT26jakYn
— M E A T R A T T L E (@MeatRattle) August 16, 2017
17.
I'm sorry, but the old Lizzie can't come to the phone right now… Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead pic.twitter.com/3AyEz1MIbo
— Common White Girl (@GirlPosts) August 29, 2017
18.
is this the Kinsey scale pic.twitter.com/x4Y00i9nbJ
— anna (@waltdisknee) August 23, 2017
19.
When will my husband return from pollinating… pic.twitter.com/6kExwO4Fih
— just chris . (@datbeeboi) August 7, 2017
20.
i must go, my planet needs me pic.twitter.com/GujTFlSA5K
— Cates Holderness (@catesish) August 8, 2017
21.
me on my way to rock bottom pic.twitter.com/paGGEU6N4E
— adam (@brokeangeI) August 18, 2017
22.
I Photoshopped Steven Tyler into the witches from Hocus Pocus and he fits in perfectly. pic.twitter.com/S09MwJF9Mz
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) August 16, 2017
23.
WHAT IF YOU GOT THIS FOR UR MAN WITHOUT LOOKING INSIDE FIRST pic.twitter.com/NnYDaWE1PO
— anna kopsky (@annacatkopsky) August 12, 2017
24.
I told my girlfriend I wrote her a poem but it was just the theme song to King of Queens. pic.twitter.com/2B1H6n7XtX
— Mike Recine (@mikerecine) August 29, 2017
25.
When you hit your mama in the back of the heel with the shopping cart pic.twitter.com/9g044RbQ1O
— Bitchimus Prime.(@EatMyHeartOut_) August 8, 2017
26.
@shoesbyFIS
27.
LMFAO IM IN THE MOVIE THEATER AND SOMEONE SENT THIS TO ME pic.twitter.com/agGFFJBjBj
— GLAM GOTH (@TheGlamGoth) August 19, 2017
28.
Uber driver: ………..
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017
Me: ……….
Uber driver: ……….
Me: 5 stars.
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@loltitty
30.
the moon and the sun during the solar eclipse pic.twitter.com/NNyCCXumah
— e (@beyonseh) August 21, 2017