1. Because posting it on Facebook solves the problem
DerthRoot
2. Girl gets choosy about biology notes
LanieLove9
3. Yeah, I dunno CHRISTIAN
Aquagenie
4. Something I would do…
justamellonhumper
5. Needs a miracle, but not that one.
noiwontpickaname
6. The guy who thought $2 was a steep price
alliwanabeiselchapo
7. Babysitter wanted, must be in collage
goldbricker83
8. Please pay me $100 to look after my house
SixFingersJoe
9. Don’t offer me a ride if you’re not also willing to pay for parking
unbelievablepeople
10. The football fan who stands for the anthem but sits on the flag:
lionplans
11. The chicken who?
Detroitman125
12. Am I out of touch? No, it’s the decades of science that are wrong.
mike_pants
13. Maybe they were closed, Kathy.
skeeters_mayonaise
14. Do I really need to explain this?
Hopeless-Cunt
15. Way to burn the 9-year-old, lady
mike_pants
16. The customers from hell
SpicyHashbrowns
17. I’m glad he has his eye on the ball.
GallowBoob
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