1. Wearing all black head-to-toe

2. Changing your distance on Tinder and then realizing you don’t wanna go all the way to Brooklyn for a hookup

3. Crying in public. Specifically crying on the subway at 2 a.m.

4. Sh*tting on New Jersey

5. Seasonal Affective Disorder

6. The New Yorker subscription tote bags

7. Under-eye bags

8. Vodka sodas

9. Running into your ex at Pret A Manger

10. Complaining about Mercury retrograde

11. “I’m the Carrie”

12. Tide to Go pens

13. Whispering “It smells like p*e” when you get on the subway

14. French bulldogs

15. Lexapro

16. Ordering trentas at Starbucks

17. Flirting with your super to get him to fix your toilet

18. Depression. Anxiety

19. Seeing Alec Baldwin outside of NYU

20. Flagels

21. Quoting podcasts semi-out of context

22. Wearing Yankees merch even though you don’t care about sports

23. Complaining about the L train

24. P*eing yourself at TAO nightclub

25. Taking an improv class with Upright Citizens Brigade

26. Street art that says “Fulfill your destiny”

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27. Judging people who wade into the fountain in Washington Square Park

28. Mini bottles of hand sanitizer from CVS

29. Telling everyone you’d never want to live in the suburbs

30. Hating children

31. Coffee sh*ts

32. Avoiding midtown

33. Being poor

34. Cutting out dairy

35. Feeling kind of sad for broken umbrellas left on the sidewalk

36. Making fun of LA for driving Priuses and other stuff

37. Accidentally dropping one AirPod onto the subway tracks

38. “I went to Gallatin”

39. Instagramming pics of yourself holding a coffee in Central Park or something

40. Fake leather jackets

41. Candles that smell like nature

42. Getting excited when you see a rare, mostly-white pigeon

43. Rollerblading across the Brooklyn Bridge (going towards Brooklyn, obvi)

44. Having a panic attack in the household aisle at Duane Reade

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45. Ordering wine on Postmates. And ordering Insomnia Cookies 30 minutes later

46. Strong calves

47. Strong immune systems

48. Weak intellectual arguments

49. Ending a relationship solely because they live above 143rd Street

50. Dogs in booties

51. Throwing up on the Ikea ferry

52. Missing your subway stop after Sunday brunch

53. Going to The Strand and only buying a pair of socks with pugs on them

54. Bushwick bangs

55. Getting Artichoke Pizza after going out even though you said you were cutting out dairy

56. Praying your Uber driver doesn’t talk to you

57. Making up a life story for every rat you see on the subway tracks

58. Drinking water

59. Specifically out of a knock-off Swell

60. And lastly, how blue Alec Baldwin’s eyes are in person.

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