Be Princess Leia in 2017. Fight on the front lines. Strangle fascists with the chains they would have you wear. Be a motherfuckin’ general.
It's not as clean and fresh as you think it is. The moment you use it, it becomes a breeding ground of bacteria.
Not that I am averse to car drives but I feel that it is a bit over rated.
Laughs in Muslim
99% of people here came to see the "day 69" thing im laughing so hard rn.
There's no bond between two people more special than marriage. At least in the beginning.
Here are 100 of our favourites from 2016.
Superman don’t need no plane.
2017 is going to be worse everybody.
Whether you’re just getting started in your career or have been slogging away at the same desk for a few decades, you’ve probably already imagined what your ideal retirement will look like.
Boone is demanding nose boops. It is a fairly boopable nose, as far as dog noses go.
You don't have to be rich or healthy to have a big heart.
A list of people who need to calm down - everyone in the Trader Joes parking lot.
Are you sleeping?
If for any reason you're lactose intolerant and decide it magically went away because u decided u wanted milk, don't.
CHEAP DIY TAXES: here’s all my paperwork, dad.