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A way of protecting yourself against zombies that they never use in the movies.
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I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.
18 Times Tumblr Posts Nailed Fragile Masculinity
You want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal
What is the cheapest way to become a millionaire?
Here's how I make millions starting with about $100 USD each time.
20 Scottish Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up This Fucking Shit Year
Trump is a fat fanny who canny deal wi a family on the sims never mind his own country.
18 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets About Families In 2016
It's a great year for funny family members.
20 Jokes You’ll Only Appreciate If You Have A Dark Sense Of Humor
Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you’ll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless.
20 Genius Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Think
Many people have some of their smartest and most creative ideas in the shower, as well as some of their most profoundly philosophical thoughts.
18 Tweets That Totally Sum Up Parenting In 2016
Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.
What does it mean when a girl smiles at you every time she sees you?
The more she smiles in general, the lower the chance she likes you.
15 Tweets That Prove The Choker Trend Is Out Of Control
The ankle chokers are a must have.
How To Dance At A Club
He looks like he keeps looking at her butt.
20 Little Love Stories That Will Make You Think
Beautiful things are happening every single day.
20 Of The Best Tweets About “Bee Movie” In 2016
The entire bee movie but everytime they say bee you text me back.
24 Funny Tweets About Anxiety That Are So Relatable
Any chair can be a rocking chair if your anxiety is bad enough.