Becoming a functioning adult should come with a warning tbh.
"The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I've had enough."
"Still bragging about high school basketball games from ten years ago."
Google is your most valuable resource.
That's how adult life feels.
You have at least one form of exercise you enjoy doing.
Adulting is an extreme sport.
Adulthood is wanting to cry for four days straight but not having the time.
I need a successful adult to show me how to adult. An adultier adult.
Artist Shelby Miller, AKA Shubbabang, is a self-described dork from Florida who makes awesome comics.
Apparently adult life is mostly crying and looking at menus online.
Me at 18: i'm gonna move to New York and go on so many dates!
Me at 26: if I put my phone in a ziploc bag I can go on Twitter in the shower.