"Accents are just mouth fonts."
A miniature epiphany that makes the mundane more interesting.
In all seven books, Harry Potter only bathes once.
"Holy shiiiiiiii..." —You, reading these
Do teeth have taste?
The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.
What if all the Ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?
Fixing plumbing issues in your house is not an easy task, so to prevent disasters from happening you should always seek advice from a professional instead of trying to fix it all by yourself.
Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.
One of the best feelings in the world is having a 1 hour dream in a 10 minute nap.
A child is the most expensive thing you can get for free.
Intelligent minds presume their own ignorance. Ignorant minds presume their own intelligence.
How deep does this go?!
Imagine if toast was A4 size.
Many people have some of their smartest and most creative ideas in the shower, as well as some of their most profoundly philosophical thoughts.