These are devastating!
This is...deeply upsetting.
Say it with me: it could be worse.
Fear not though.
Just a helpful reminder that you're doing OK.
People who literally have no luck at all.
Life can’t consist only of good things.
That's... not ideal.
These people are having a really bad day.
There is some comfort to be found in the knowledge that someone, somewhere has it even worse than you.