#1
PITCH: “Reverse Queer Eye” – Five straight men come to your house and absolutely destroy your life.
kristencheeks / Via twitter.com

#2

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#3
The male equivalent of getting bangs is thinking about doing stand up
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#4
I was crying and my bf said “look at yourself. You’re wearing your big hoops and this is not big hoop attitude” you right boo
Chels_Mills_ / Via twitter.com

#5
Was feeling mad bummed out all day so I ate sushi and a cheeseburger and a brownie sundae and the good news is I am now in too much physical pain to notice my emotions
KatTimpf / Via twitter.com

#6
Am i stupid or does anyone else hold off having their lunch break for as long as possible? So then when i get back I have less time until i finish?????
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#7

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#8
Just took a probiotic and an antibiotic. does this mean I am taking…nothing?
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#9

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#10

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#11
spider-man: weird your rug looks just like a giant piece of paper
me: [sneaking up behind him with enormous cup] that is weird
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#12
30-50 feral hogs? sounds like my dating history lmao
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#13
Houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away…
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#14

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#15
*eats soup* you’re telling me an alphabet made this?
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#16

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#17

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#18

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#19

the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit pic.twitter.com/jI35CmmWRE

— nicole (@NTBnicole13) August 3, 2019

#20

This is what everyone looks like at the end of a video when they’re stopping the video: pic.twitter.com/olsgC6hQLI

— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) August 2, 2019

#21

broh driving in la is such a trip i’m still laughing pic.twitter.com/UulhKb8LOB

— allison klemes (@allisonklemes) August 6, 2019

#22

I told my boyfriend some guy tried to get my number, here’s his reactionpic.twitter.com/8LiLCHhOiO

— kimmm (@dlroweloc) August 3, 2019

#23

Vibrator died so you know what i have to do
pic.twitter.com/PUgf8YmXAS

— (intern)al pain (@Revelacaa) July 30, 2019

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