#1

My name is spelled in the e-mail.
My name is spelled in the e-mail.
My name is spelled in the e-mail.
My name is spelled in the e-mail.
My name is spelled in the e-mail.
My name is spelled in the e-mail.
My name is spelled in the e-mail.
My name is spelled in the e-mail.
My name

— K.C. Kelleher (@kelleher_kc) September 5, 2019

#2

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#3

every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless

— dre (@gothshakira) September 4, 2019

#4

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#5

bury me with a hair tie on my wrist just in case

— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) September 1, 2019

#6

me saying goodbye to the boy i was making out with at the bar for the past 30 minutes because my friends said if I left in the next five minutes we could go get pizza

pic.twitter.com/QMQMEJcknr

— ABARTY (@postgrad_barty) September 3, 2019

#7

the nightmare before christmas guy if he still had skin pic.twitter.com/r7fLG7AWR3

— mary goore (@dunwaIl) September 3, 2019

#8

me sending signals to my best friend that there’s a cute guy around pic.twitter.com/iLf3Cv25H3

— sabrina (@sabrinawxm) September 6, 2019

#9

My grandma told me she stopped smoking pic.twitter.com/J3kEjk0tSC

— bailey ratliff (@Bailey_Ratliff) August 29, 2019

#10

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#11

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#12

At this point Im about to make a thread of these children and their before and after school pictures because LMFAOpic.twitter.com/kUSQtTxRyU

— Kennedy(@HelloKennedi) September 4, 2019

#13

Me, a Princess Bride fan, hiding under the bed:

Armed robber:

Me:

Armed robber:

Me:

Armed robber: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father…"

Me: PREPARE TO DIE! …oh fu*k. https://t.co/ExafShXXl8

Millennial Ghoul JOH-ee(@JustJoeyJoeyJo) September 2, 2019

#14

amy adams could do the godfather but al pacino couldn’t do enchanted

— angel (@dykesinfilm) August 31, 2019

#15

So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I'm like are you coming to bed? And he goes "no thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend" and goes to sleep on the floor

— Jess (@Jessicaadxx) August 31, 2019

#16

Girls: omg dunno how I’ve got so many bruises! xxXxx
Also girls: pic.twitter.com/Szhuekpbzo

— maisie holdsworth (@maisholdsworth) August 30, 2019

#17

Is pregnancy genetic cause my mom was pregnant and so was my grandma and I’m worried

— kulpie (@Kulpie) September 4, 2019

#18

every woman in a 70s movie pic.twitter.com/EFO2OyG0TD

— Lauren Wilford (@lauren_wilford) September 5, 2019

#19

how i act with my mom vs how i act with my dad https://t.co/zk4grf0G2N

— bella (@bellalenay) September 5, 2019

#20

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#21

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#22

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#23

Okay tinder…but for girls who want to be friends and do stuff like shop, pilates, skincare, watch films, etc

— michelle(@fqshun) August 29, 2019

#24

Sam_JP_ / Via twitter.com

#25

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#26

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#27

my mom whenever I’m out after 9 pm: https://t.co/dBPhlJLA1h

— jess(@oxojesss) September 5, 2019

#28

Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for grand theft autumn

— Curve Gotti (@MafiosoRo) September 1, 2019

Via BuzzFeed, Preview photo credit: Sam_JP_ / twitter.com