1. This seriously awkward situation
Just went to Tesco and asked if they had any plasters and the woman thought I said pasta and now I’m stood staring at penne because I was too scared to say no
sophxthompson

2. This journey from hell
IM LISTENING TO MUSIC WITH HEADPHONES IN MY UBER AND I BURPED REALLY LOUD BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE COULDNT HEAR IT BECAUSE THE MUSIC IS SO LOUD BUT THE MUSIC IS ONLY IN MY EARS SO HE HEARD THE ENTIRE BURP I WANT TO EVAPORATE
emmachamberlain

3. This misunderstanding
A canny believe a was talking to a boy last night n he asked what ma favourite festival was but a thought he said vegetable and a replied broccoli :))))
__jadebrown

4. This debit card confusion
So yesterday I got my replacement debit card. I cut up my old one and threw it away for safety. Today i went to get a coffee and she said my card was declined. I looked at the card thinking no fu*king way, and yes people I cut my brand new debit card the second i fu*king got it
EvanEndi

5. This phone fail
Can’t wait to tell my boss that the reason i’m late for work today is because last night instead of turning on my 6:00 alarm i typed 6.00 into my calculator and went to sleep
calliegcraig

6. This drama that was all for nothing
Literally just panicked that I left my headphones on the train. Rifled through my bag; looked in the trash; stared longlily at the train as it left me on the platform. They are on my head and I am listening to a podcast
katie_barnes3

7. This self-own
I once rejected my own short story from a magazine I was guest editing. The magazine had a blind submission policy, and I didn’t recognize the story as my own and forgot I’d submitted it months before I was asked to guest edit the issue
markleidner

8. This worst nightmare for any book lover
I went into a bookshop earlier carrying a book. I seem to have put my book down to browse other books and left with no books. Have called the bookshop but they’re struggling to find my lost book amongst all the books. This is the stupidest thing I have ever done
LEJ88

9. This friendly high-five
Howling when I done my driving lessons I finished a manoeuvre and my driving instructor put his hand up to say thanks to the car behind and I high fived him thinking he was saying I done well
_kieradickson

10. And this fist bump
Tonight at dinner our waiter went to give me my change back by reaching his fist out and I fist bumped him… he said “uhh yeah here’s that 50 cents” and I’m still thinking about it
caitlynpickle

11. This misunderstood message
My friend wanted to order water and the delivery guy was asking for her address, “add pls”. She thought it meant add the WORD “please”. I’m crying

LamaanLatheef

12. This unexpected reaction to a joke
My girl just FaceTimed me while I was in the car with my mom & she said “Who’re you in the car with?” I said “My girl” & my mom played along with it and my girl was getting mad then she was like “Whoever that bit*h is, ask her how my pu*sy taste”… My life is over.
Kingpaul__

13. This reason to check who you’re messaging
At this moment I knew I fu*ked up

SznVibes

14. This cringeworthy interaction
dude at pacsun asked for my number while i was cashing out and i was like oh sorry i’m not really interested hahah and this man looks at me and goes “i meant for the rewards program…” why am i the dumbest human being alive
xineliza

15. This fable of why internet jokes rarely work IRL
Last night I was out on a first date, which was a double date with his friends, and I quoted the viral meme “I’m at the age where a 22 yo guy is looking kind of good, but so is his dad”. The whole table gave me blank stares and it looks like I’ll be single for another summer.
_jessalynnj

16. This very earnest response
Today will henceforth be remembered as the day when the very nice IT person who was fixing my computer offered me a Pringle, & I took him to be using a technical IT term that I hadn’t previously encountered, causing me to ask him anxiously if he thought I needed one. Good times.
Sarah_Crown

17. This failing of a test
My manager pulls me aside ln and tells me to quietly make a reservation for Tom Brady at 8:30…….. I single-handedly tell the entire staff as well as my entire Snapchat contact list. Turns out it was a joke to see who would tell the most people. I’m so fired. There were crowds
sarahananian

18. And this force of habit
At Dick’s, it is a habit of mine to ask customers if they want their items in a bag after they check out.
today, a woman came up to the register with 2 kayaks to buy.
after ringing them up, i looked her dead in the eye and said “would you like these in a bag?”
s_rumer18

Via buzzfeed