1. Note to self: in order to write, you have to actually do more than stare at a Word document rereading what you’ve already written. For example, maybe typing new words would be a good strategy. literallyflashtrash
2.
thesis statement: i just think it’s funny how…
body paragraph: first of all…
conclusion: so next time you… notwifi
3. receiving positive essay feedback is my biggest kink virgoboy
4.
college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis
me: wtf why dude
college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus memeufacturing
5.
Me getting the relaxation I deserve after putting my name and the date on what's supposed to be a 12 page paper: pic.twitter.com/UMRzIkSxZF
— do (@itsjustdebb) September 19, 2016
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"How do I cite "straight out of my ass" in MLA format?" — Michigan State University
— Yik Yak (@YikYakApp) December 24, 2015
7.
"Okay I absolutely have to do this assignment" pic.twitter.com/mKtbR2IiQK
— Raylo (@Powerful) September 9, 2016
8. Writting an essay and getting to the 2nd paragraph cassywinchestertheangel
9.
If tomorrow isn't the due date, today isn't the do date pic.twitter.com/tzke6o4xpY
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) November 16, 2016
10. me, writing academic text: these words make no sense but they sound impressive next to each other. this sentence started four lines back and has 4 commas but i haven’t reached my point yet. help me vampiregerards
11.
Let me do this homework
— (@brightahh_) November 27, 2016
*5 minutes later* pic.twitter.com/yUIOwoFi0w
12.
elementary school: remember to brainstorm then write a first draft then your final draft and don’t forget to reread and edit!
college: i just wrote that shit in 1 hour and submitted it with 2 minutes to spare what the fuck is a “draft” haylyeah
13. This inspired opening statement. 477
14.
When you're writing an essay and trying to hit that 500 word count. pic.twitter.com/ydZ2hzlPrq
— D E Λ N (@deanfluence) August 11, 2015
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Desperately trying to trick myself into doing some work pic.twitter.com/NylXLm8hgm
— Hen (@CaptainCaplin) April 23, 2016
16. when you forget theres homework due tomorrow pornstarbucks
