Now these are some dads.
Happy Father's Day!
These dads win.
"Probably the worst thing to mention when you are in a fight with your wife is the video game you have paused in the other room."
Better get to the airport seven hours early.
I have some serious questions for these husbands.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Motherhood is going just about as good as expected.
"My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for '2001 tee ball registration fee.'"
Is it messed up or genius that I taught my kids to sing a clean up song to the tune of 'My Neck, My Back'?
"Kids are basically reverse Roombas."
"Maybe if you didn't vape you wouldn't be sucking for air right now!" — Dad at your hockey game.
"My kids' favorite place to go shopping for toys is the pile I just set aside for Goodwill."
Dear parents, never, ever change.