That play-doh one hurt my soul.
These are devastating!
This is...deeply upsetting.
These people are having a really bad day, and it's sure to be worse than yours!
Say it with me: it could be worse.
Everyone has come across unlucky situations and the best thing to do is just take it easy.
Fear not though.
Just a helpful reminder that you're doing OK.
People who literally have no luck at all.
Life can’t consist only of good things.
That's... not ideal.
These people are having a really bad day.
There is some comfort to be found in the knowledge that someone, somewhere has it even worse than you.