Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound.
Ho ho ho, as they say.
Dear Santa, I think you should be fired from your job because you skipped my house...
Santa, please stop.
I finished my Christmas list I can't wait.
Santa gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic. But there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile.
The rich man.
There's Scottish drunk people.
This post ~sleighs~.