1. There are no rules in English

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2. How did I not know this?!
When you realize that slang is slang for short language

3. This just doesn’t sound right

jamesz5000

4. Just no
Words containing “meow”

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5. No
English

NealSavage

6. Whoa
The English language

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7. This makes me so uncomfortable
Ladies and Gentlemen, the English language

hillai

8. I still don’t know which one is right
is spelt spelled spelt or spelled pantryraids
spelt is spelled spelt in any nation that isn’t america but in america spelt isn’t spelled spelt it’s spelled spelled dlubes
thank you so much pantryraids

9. Why is the English language like this?
English, what are you doing?

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10. WHICH ONE?
Hey, Sean Bean, it’s either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can’t have it both ways.
@Old_Pat_Bren

11. Speaking of the word “can’t”…
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
case-for-eviction

How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this fuckyeahauthordog

I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
suicidallyreckless

Forever grateful that English is my first language. lieutenant-kevin-riley

12. Double ugh
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
bossubossupromode

welcome to the english language theanimejunkie

13. If poets can’t get their shit together, what hope do we have?
I can’t believe people fixate on the pronunciation of Sean Bean when Yeats and Keats can’t even get their shit together.
@sannapeden

14. Ugh
is it data or data jesuschristvevo is it route or route macaronivevo is it caramel or caramel addictedtopunsandpizza is it either or either rendezvousramen is it read or read concernedresidentofbakerstreet I hate all of you so much right now emilyissherlocked FUCK ENGLISH! jawn-wants-tha-d you don’t seem content with this content dudeitslarry

15. Why would someone make this?

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16. HOW?!
“If you replace the ‘W’ in the words ‘When’, ‘Where’ and ‘What’ with the letter ‘T’ then you have answered the question.” — Carnegie Mellon
@YikYakApp

17. Seriously
is spelt spelled spelt or spelled pantryraids
spelt is spelled spelt in any nation that isn’t america but in america spelt isn’t spelled spelt it’s spelled spelled dlubes
thank you so much pantryraids

18. Please stop
“firefly” is the opposite of “waterfall”
just-shower-thoughts

19. Thank you
that that had had

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