1. *throws away my computer*
left hand on her thigh right hand on my fidget spinner
— daily meme (@DAlLYMEME) May 11, 2017
2. Omg
Hey there delilah check out my new fidget spinner
— nick colletti (@nick_colletti) May 13, 2017
3. OK, I laughed again
[ job interview ]
— Trevor Jones (@jonestm97) May 11, 2017
"Why should we hire you?"
me: *pulls out a fidget spinner & keeps it spinning for 53 seconds*
"Wow, you start tomorrow"
4. Wow, good question
when supreme gonna drop a fidget spinner collab
— 1994 Subaru Outback (@Sadieisonfire) May 15, 2017
5. O. m. g.
Ur mcm has a fidget spinner
— Jacob (@jstrong243) May 8, 2017
6. OK, I laughed
just found this fidget spinner on the ground. looks expensive, if you know who it belongs to lmk! pic.twitter.com/g9TpKLVR09
— Andrew Nurse (@Dr_Nurse12) May 14, 2017
7. *screams internally*
dick look like a fidget spinner
— brandon zaboklicki (@sexualjumanji) May 14, 2017
8. Please no
bullying in 2017:
— eugene winthorpe (@eggsbruh) May 14, 2017
MY FIDGET SPINNER SPINS FASTER THAN URS LOSER
9. Damn it, fidget spinners. You win.
THREAD: Avril Lavigne died and was replaced with a fidget spinner
—cody(@yungcortex) May 15, 2017
10. *laughs and cries*
my best fidget spinner trick is disappointing my parents
— jackson (@elijahdobrik) May 12, 2017
11. I hate this. And yet…
i jus found someone's fidget spinner in my girls bed n it's not mine .. what should i do
— big tan (@mineifiwildout) May 14, 2017
12. Lol, stop it
u cant spell fidget spinner without f(i)d(get) s(pussy)inner
— nick colletti (@nick_colletti) May 15, 2017
13. Oh GOD NOOO
— Sammy Bell ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ (@SammmyBell) May 15, 2017
14. NO, SERIOUSLY, stop it
Winner winner fidget spinner
— nick colletti (@nick_colletti) May 13, 2017
15. HAHAH OK, wow
me: h-
— gay-z (@ifanyonefaIIs) May 10, 2017
someone with a fidget spinner: it helps me concentrate
16. People are changing
Bro ever since you got that fidget spinner you changed on me
— Wenger Out (@BasedChasen) May 11, 2017
17. …I laugh
When did this THIS
— Foghorn Greghorn (@grgdwyr) May 12, 2017
become hotter than THIS? pic.twitter.com/Yi5aJcaYNy
18. Wow, tru
the amount that i think fidget spinners are dumb also equals the amount that i would like to own a fidget spinner
— davis. (@OpTicHitch) May 11, 2017
19. Bye. Leave. We all have to leave now
A fidget spinner is a vape for your fingers
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) May 9, 2017
20. Omfg
women you only have $2 to spend on a man
— ja rule fan acct (@Ryitus) May 10, 2017
$9 – attractive
$350 – has a car
$2.50 – faithful
$2 – does fidget spinner reviews
$823 – funny