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fatherjuju / Via twitter.com

#2
Being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water
sailormarspimp / Via twitter.com

#3
I have one hobby and it’s letting 3 months of my life come and go without registering what’s happening or what i’ve been doing
freshhel / Via twitter.com

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BUGPOSTING / Via twitter.com

#5
Sorry i havent texted you back its just everything overwhelms me all the time
hellolanemoore / Via twitter.com

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spelling, spongecaps / Via twitter.com

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RoseGAdams / Via twitter.com

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DickFooDog / Via twitter.com

#9
Not being born into a rich family was my first financial mistake. it’s been downhill since
boiie_ / Via twitter.com

#10
*listens to my own playlist*
me: fu*king masterpiece
ayinsane / Via twitter.com

#11

colbeyyy, memecentraI_ / Via twitter.com

#12
When I die bomerang them lowering me pls
christtnnicole / Via twitter.com

#13

JennyENicholson / Via twitter.com

#14
I may be ugly but i used to be uglier
adrianv_9 / Via twitter.com

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cloxic / Via twitter.com

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RolandChief1, glitterboy1400 / Via twitter.com

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uhlisuhh_x / Via twitter.com

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carIys / Via twitter.com

#19

soalexgoes, CursedArchitect / Via twitter.com

#20
Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
Mr90n27 / Via twitter.com

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