I don't blame 'em.
I was so lazy I slept for dinner.
What do they even do?
But hey, they tried... sort of.
Can something be too real? Because these are.
I don't trust kids. Why would I ever trust somebody who doesn't want socks for Christmas?
Like the top side of the pillow: very uncool.
You have at least one form of exercise you enjoy doing.
Always (safely) talk to strangers.
I said DON'T SAY IT.
Truly the end of an era.
Adulting is an extreme sport.
Ha ha... oh no.