22 Tweets That Are 100% Accurate For Anyone Who Owns A Dog
Employer: "So why do you want a job here?" Me: "So I can provide for my dog."
28 Tweets That Prove New Yorkers Have The Best Sense Of Humor
I could be biased but it's true.
What Happened To You Today That Was Completely Unexpected?
I came to the airport a day before my journey.
16 Of The Funniest Tweets About Beyoncé’s New Spanish Charity Song
Nothing but respect for MY president.
24 Tweets That’ll Make You Think “Damn Why Didn’t I Think Of That”
I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.
The Simple Mistake That Affected Life Greatly
That was a big mistake.
Here Are 30 Hysterically Funny Tweets From This Month
Everything is awful, so let's laugh at these tweets.
20 Science Tweets That Will Make You Say “Wow”
The dinosaurs didn't 'rule the earth' they were just alive stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didn't have.
26 Hilariously Funny But Unfortunately Real Jokes About People’s #MCM
Get you an upgrade, sis.
20 Tweets That Prove That Cats Are Adorable Assholes You Can’t Help But Love
Sorry I'm late, I had to hold my cat like a baby.
24 Tweets You’ll Get If You’re Your Boyfriend’s Biggest Fan
When you tell your man the tea because he's your best friend too.
50+ Pretty Good Tweets About Canada
What are your Canada Day resolutions? Mine is I'm sorry.
18 Tweets That Will Make Anyone Aged 21-29 Laugh And Then Cry
Me at 18: i'm gonna move to New York and go on so many dates!
Me at 26: if I put my phone in a ziploc bag I can go on Twitter in the shower.
16 Tweets About Public Bathrooms That’ll Make You Want To Rip That Automatic Hand Dryer Off The Wall
Trying to find the cleanest public restroom stall is the real Game of Thrones.
20 Times The Internet Roasted The Shit Out Of “Beauty And The Beast”
Belle was the first hot girl to pretend she was a nerd in high school.
18 Hilarious Tweets About Tonight’s “The Bachelorette”
Highlight: they ate the cheese platter and it was beautiful.