1. On controversy
People say in Canada we don't have real problems, but pic.twitter.com/EEIK9QQbPJ
— Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88) March 2, 2017
2. On being ridiculous
*Watches Americans deal with Trump*
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) March 14, 2017
"YOU THOUGHT CANADA WAS A JOKE WELL WHO'S THE JOKE NOW-"
*reads headline*
"damn we can't have anything" pic.twitter.com/DObUGx1e1S
3. On finding things
Me: do you know where your slippers are dear?
— Steve Patterson (@patterballs) March 5, 2017
Toddler Daughter: ummm…I think they're in Canada?
So we've narrowed it down.
4. On the Ides of March
“Tu Brute, eh?”
— Aaron H.M. (@AaronHM) March 15, 2017
- Canadian Julius Caesar
5. On conspiracies
America: Trump uses SNL tweets to distract from ban.
— Andrew Ivimey (@Ivimey) February 10, 2017
Canada: Trudeau is behind Roll Up The Rim potatoes to distract from election reform.
6. On dressing up
What's more formal than a Canadian tuxedo? Debating wearing 3 layers of denim right now
— Rachel West (@rachel_is_here) March 11, 2017
7. On genetics
If you are Canadian, Celine Dion is your legal mom.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 13, 2017
8. On standing by helplessly
Being Canadian right now is like watching your big brother get his license and then immediately drive the family car into a liquor store.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) January 28, 2017
9. On Family Day
Today I'm celebrating both US President's Day & Canada Family Day by deciding to never have kids just like ya boy George Washington
— Jhanellionaire (@JhanelleDennis) February 20, 2017
10. On knowing what winter is REALLY like
My favourite part of La La Land was when the entire theatre laughed at the title screen that said "winter". It's -10 in Canada today.
— Sam Montgomery (@sammontgomery) January 8, 2017
11. On prank shows
Only 3% of Canadian Just for Laughs: Gags bits have resulted in the assassination of a foreign dictator
— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) February 17, 2017
12. On graffiti
spotted: canadian graffiti pic.twitter.com/u5TN9uhdAK
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) January 19, 2017
13. On bragging
I'm not saying I'm a big deal but I just got an email from Gap Canada and it wasn't my first one this week.
— Pat Thornton (@patthornton) March 5, 2017
14. On Canadians living in the U.S. right now
The only reason I'm not having 500 simultaneous heart attacks is I can always move back to Canada. How are the rest of you alive.
— Tara Ariano (@TaraAriano) January 25, 2017
15. On passive aggression
Sean Spicer: "Yesterday the president had an incredibly productive set of meetings and discussions with PM Joe Trudeau of Canada."
— Sam Montgomery (@sammontgomery) February 14, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/0hflW0p57g
16. On acclimating
Aren't you cold in just that t-shirt: the story of being a Canadian abroad
— Alice Moran (@Alice_Moran) February 4, 2017
17. On offering help
@MrIanMacIntyre