Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?
So what are you gonna do this summer?
Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.
*arranges my dish into a smiley face before giving it to the judges*
Honestly, I don't get this kid sometimes.
Get rich or die trying to graduate from university.
So damn relatable.
My laptop is hotter than me.
I’m an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
Uses ctrl +f to find my missing motivation.
This post ~sleighs~.
You want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal
“Struggle with depression” would almost seem to imply that i am bad at depression when i am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.