THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
What do they even do?
But hey, they tried... sort of.
College culture is "calculating the lowest score [you] can get on [your] finals...instead of using that time to study."
Can something be too real? Because these are.
Pettiness is an art form.
I don't trust kids. Why would I ever trust somebody who doesn't want socks for Christmas?
They really do.
Like the top side of the pillow: very uncool.
You have at least one form of exercise you enjoy doing.
Always (safely) talk to strangers.
It's technically correct — the best kind of correct.